if it's suitable for the site we will give it pride of place!
Here's some to get you started ~
How do you know when a Percussionist is at the door?...
The knocking gets faster!
What's the difference between an Adjudicator and a Battery?...
A Battery has a positive side!
How do Euphonium players change a light bulb?...
They just hold the bulb in the fitting and the world revolves around them!
How do second cornet players change a light bulb?...
They can't, it's too high!
How do you know when the stage is straight?...
The Baritone players dribble out of both sides of their mouths!
What's the difference between a Cornet and a Bb Bass?...
There's more scrap metal in a Bb Bass!
What's the difference between a Violin and a Viola?...
A Viola burns for longer!
What's the difference between a Trombone and a chainsaw?...
Vibrato!
What's the Dynamic range of a Bass Trombone?
ON/OFF !
What's the range of a Tenor Horn?...
About 20 yards with a good strong throw!
Child: "Mum, I want to be a drummer when I grow up"
Mum: "You cant do both I'm afraid son!"
Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Twenty. One to hold the bulb, and nineteen to drink until the room spins.
Q: What does a drummer use for contraception?
A: His personality!
A drummer, tired from being ridiculed by his peers, decides to learn how to play some "real" musical instruments. He goes to a music store, walks in, approaches the store clerk, and says "I'll take that red trumpet over there and that accordion."
The store clerk looks at him a bit funny, and replies "OK, you can have the fire extinguisher but the radiator's got to stay".
